Glad I examined that papyrus. XD
This game is just perfect. Simple but witty, even if it had potential for so much more, like for example particular cutscenes for particular stats, and seems there's no cap on the speed stat so hmm...
The fact that none of these things actually have an effect on anything maybe just makes it even better though. Maybe that's perfection. No essentials.
Excellent work. Had a blast with this.
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