Well at least it ends happily! :D Somwhat. And he didn't accidentally kill his date so there's still an oportunity to reconcile! Maybe give her some cheese. Might be cheesy but... cheesy stuff is usually romantic right? And there's a moral to this story too, something along the lines of: if you do decide to get Wolverine surgery, get the slightly more expensive retractable type! Thanks for the entertainment!
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