lol, so unknown you could think it's almost... fictitious! :O The introductory image did feel unnecesarily pixelated, maybe you could've blurred it into focus somehow to avoid the focus on image quality, or lack thereof? Zoomed out it doesn't look half-bad though, and the description was... entertaining. Who'd have known Pandas were were about to get reach the airwaves!
Just a shame it ended so quickly though, I was expecting some elaborate seemingly relevant semi-scientific explanations on why everything was as it was, but it ended rather suddenly. Keep it going!
-cd-