So, I bought two air guns/rifles, as displayed below. The rifle on Saturday, the Pistol this Monday. I went out shootin' (at recyclable cans) with a friend and fired the rifle maybe twenty-thirty times before a bolt just fell off, I brought it home, tried putting it back into place, no deal. So on Monday I went back and got a refund, and thus decided to buy a pistol instead. Maybe such a small and compact device would last longer, I thought, Nope. The grip just split in half whilst reloading after not even the same amount of firetimes as the rifle. I went back and got my money back. Moral of the story? Nah, I don't think I learned it, an even cheaper offer cought my eye and I'll be buying it next week. Just beware of the two below if to shops you go.

I watched a few movies: Disturbing Behavior (1998), My Bodyguard (1980), Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994), Brotherhood of the Rose (1989), True Lies (1994), The Return of the Pink Panther (1975), Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981), Fist of Fury (1972), This Boy's Life (1993), Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection (1990) , What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993), Queer as Folk (2000), Police Academy (1984), Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985), Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986), Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987), Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988), Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989), Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow (1994), Big Trouble In Little China (1986), The Beatles - Yellow Submarine (1968), The Beatles - A Hard Day's Night (1964), The Beatles - Help! The Movie (1965), Forrest Gump (1994), S.F.W. (1994), The Lookout (2007), The Rock (1996), The Terminators (2009), Dead Alive (1992), Gummo (1997), Outbreak (1995), Target (1985), Deep Rising (1998), The Warriors (1979), The Ghost And The Darkness (1996), Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988), Blankman (1994), Posse (1993), Lost In Space (1998), Logan's Run (1976), Bravo Two Zero (1999), Joy Ride (2001), Black Cadillac (2003), 5ive Girls (2006), Puff, Puff, Pass (2006), Crazy as Hell (2002) . . . and them some. I think I should go outside for a while now. :/

Just chill, it will not reach civilization, it will stand still. Upon the nations that manifest themselves, sink lower for every life. It's already in Canada, the US, it's been there a long time already, it hasn't killed anyone. Where treatment lacks greeting the fleet of defeating, set sail. I think this existence will prevail.

Listen to a few of my musical mixes with this new spiffy jukebox (open it up in a new window) I threw together over on CyberDB yesterday. A link will be up in the menu over there sometime soon, and you can listen to all my tracks (sound-only-versions) in the archives. Plenty of loops there, and they are all free to use if you need some for a movie/little flash game/etc. It's all the stuff I previously had here at NG, and maybe a few more that I never submitted. The singular 0-Z tracks to categorize my submissions are not up there, nor are the recited poems I made this year, in total there are 666 archived tracks I made in the past eight years. Hope it's enjoyed, any feedback, let me know.

Nah, I didn't solve it, but I came to realization today. To insight. The revolutional selfdescovary of this boxes truant truth. I'd like to take the credit for this myself, but it was only when I had searched Google for the keywords "Solve the Rubiks cube" that the reality popped into my mind. The cube is built upon one center axis, thus the center square on each side is immovable, it will always stay the same color. The squares on each side of this square have two sides, and thus two colors that will always be connected to each other. The corner squares all have three colors, all of them connected to each other as well. In the guide the author wrote that the most common problem was solving only one of the six sides at a time, a strategy that will lead nowhere, and I can see why now. I've always spun the cube around at random whilst trying to complete the pattern earlier, but now it suddenly looks more like a solvable puzzle than even before, and regular puzzles I am good at solving, too.

There are probably thousands of guides on how to solve the cube step by step, from any randomly generated combination of squares (which is numbered by over the gazillion), but I didn't have the patience to read through any of them. Hope I'll have the patience to try out my newfound knowledge someday, maybe. If you don't know about this genuine invention, Google it and gain wisdom, adjö.

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There was a time
When I had the same amount of saves
As I did blams
When I had the same amount of blams
As I did EXP
When I had the same amount of EXP
As I did forum posts
And I had the same amount of blogs
As I did music

There was a time
When I had the same amount of time
As any other odd, creative, NG relative
When I had the same length on my days
As any other BBS regular, blogger, BP native
When I had the same amount of free days in my week
I could spam, I could chat, I could submit, I could speak
Now it seems my sane amount of time has a leak
Just dripping, tripping, deranged

So I delay the refrain
Stay in lanes that are sane
Foreign to names
Slain like the slopes

Of strangers portrain
Contained by the game
Training with great strain
Refreign from all ease

And lace pain together
Like rain cages weather
Grimmer trims of denial
Since the pirate trial

Poetic Scribbles by I

35 levels above ground zero, woohoo, just in time for Pico Day too! :D Of course I'll be submitting this years version of my Pico Flash soon, as the tradition ensues, though I havn't hadn't nearly as much time as I had liked to work on it, may wait a few days and try to spiff it up a bit furtherly. Anyhow, love the new layout, enjoy the day!

I'm available for hire. I work with webdesign, copyrighting and content managment for a base fee of $30/hour. The price is not negotiable. I am however happy to make sigs/profile pics/logos/etc for free, offer only for NG. ;)

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I'm writing a book, and I have a page in it saved for your comments. Only one comment per user, and nothing unsuitable. If too much material flows in only the best or wittiest things will be included. I posted about this earlier so I don't feel like rewriting all the details this time. Speak your mind, all comments will be looked at and none will be made public ... here at NG, of course they'll be public in the book. Those who wrote earlier, I hope you remember what you wrote back then because I don't, shout out.