Can't relate to that campaign donation bit at all (is that actually a thing over there?!) but the rest of it: solid. XD First bits had me pretty entertained, but towards the end hmm... feel you could've brought in a stronger punchline somehow. More things going wrong? Just a plain 'no', without explanation (doesn't seem to be in a printer's nature to come with that particular remark - something totally oblivious would feel more in line IMO)? Got a bit stuck on that part, but you had perfection going before it! Super relatable too.
-cd-