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Happy 2022

Posted by Cyberdevil - December 31st, 2021


Last one turned out so-so, so this time with a bit more glow yo:

2022. Let's make it true.




(un)Happy New Year! (I put the "un" just in case 2022 turns out shit)

In the end it is what we make of it though isn't it? ;) Let's make it a happy one! (one)Happy New Year rocknight1991!

happy new year

Happy New Year DK!!!

Happy New Years!

Happy New Years good buddy!

@DrunkGecko DG I mean. Whoops. Why can't we edit comment responses yet. :/

Way to start the Grand New 2022 with a typo.

Happy New Year... what to do? Maybe have a few beers? And forget about the fake flu that's more like a Take Two outtake, running through until Take... the fuckin' piss. Stuck in this looking glass where nothing is what it seems, and something is amiss. I wish for something better, than being stuck in this depression, pondering the deep questions. I only want what's best for all, not people holding their chests and falling, followed by mass unrest and brawling. The only test we should take is the one that forwards our calling. Instead of stopping and stalling, hopping mad from mass psychosis. Hopefully this next year is the best year, with more jest and less fear. Yeah...

Happy New Year Nietz! May the new well be well unlike Hell or Mets! If they have no fans, or if they dwell/obsess. May these nets be safety ones, and we all excel, the well well out excellence, like sea shells and bells. May we all see the next step and do head and chest reps and head for excess, and be like yes and yes YES!!! Cause we truly are heading for great dreams... not just hole in with our foodstuff just baked beans. It may seem sometimes dark and bleak and you may scream, but time does stream on and some day this paved scheme will probably just look opaque and fake and through this veil we'll break free. Yeah...

Let's party like it's 1991!

1991: "Man, I'm bored, why can't we party like it's 1969?"

And so, the insatiability continued. The search for happiness was but a pipe dream. What was it that ze human beings sought to achieve perfect bliss? Money, women, fast cars?

No. The answer was poverty, men and really slow cars. As well as Playstation -50s. The Playstation minus 50 console was incredibly slow at loading games. In fact, it was a lottery whether your game would even load at all. You could say that "was" the game. Trying to get this piece of shit to function. And they even used discs or cartridges back then. You had to feed some blades of grass and soil through a tiny slot and hoped it worked.

Often they would be met with SYSTEM FAILURE! SYSTEM FAILURE! And then the Hatch imploded and large objects started flying around the room.

What room? It was the early 1200s for goodness sake. There was nothing. Nothing but rivers, labradors, bird tables and static objects of lust. But people of that time did not seek these things, they wanted something better like pool tables, Smashing Pumpkins CDs, and 10 foot crossdressers.

But those things were off-limits. Didn't even exist... Until a week later. When they eventually did.

These the causeries I miss. :) Of cause, of what was and what might have been if my childhood dreams did exist... way before my time. In a timeline of less pour more shine. Where down the line we wouldn't be stationed on rations, at the whims of the ruthless; truth less; trepidation.

But play. Say no more. Station away. Never a bore. More like a piglet. Never a sword. More like a nibble. Never a chore. More like a scribble. Never forewarn. Never belittle. Never no scorn. Steady bewildered. Baffled and awed. Never ridiculed. Riddick the lore. Regular riddles. Rigor mortis and all. Rigorous popsicles spit on the floor of the ocean. A glacier of old times and could've beans but time... waits for no man but the Snowman. I know man.

Anyway this did. Lift my frown a bit and let drift eyelids. ;)

Happy new year

a bit late maybe

Never too late to be happy! ;) Happy New Year AM22!

There is nothing like a warts and all story about Quartz watches. It beats pre and posttentiousness. Hurting someone, dishing out pre-traumatic stress, who has my blessing to tell me my breath stinks... in fact the whole operation stinks... Or stings from constant blood thinning stomach needles which cause bruising, like these musings of mine which other people find amusing. We're masochists, turned on by the abuse and do things that are beyond-the-norm, like name folk Norman. No man or woman should have to name their son Norman. Or force themselves to become Mormons and go knocking on people's doors to convert other people into... mp4 files, using a Mormon to mp4 Converter tool. They are the tools, the fools with silly rules who subvert people into mules with cruelty. Although the biggest form of cruelty I've ever seen is Cruel Tea, which scolds people when they swig it back. Even the word 'scold' is an insult, how can something that burns you have the word cold in it? The English lang wage doesn't make any sense, or pay well, we want things putting into Leyman's Terms, for stupid people who think you can get aids from touching a gay man's germs. That way everybody understands, everybody learns. Everybody earns the English lang wage. Paid straight into your bank hAckcount. Achtung! Act II the Tongue Fetish, for a fetid rancid tongue that smells like feta cheese. Everyone has to get a piece. Of Edam, if anyone can suck Eve's clam, its Adam, during the 120 Days of Saddam.. Hussie MacSane. Nietz will shit on these people like a blitzkrieg, offend them while they lip read. Pay lip service like a licked cervix. Nine Inch tongue. Delightful, Whoreal B toothcopyandpaste. Listen don't get cocky and waste space Nietz, keep everything neat and tidy. If not, what's the alternative? Altering natives in 9 hour cosmetic surgery. How much does it cost to get a surgeon who can cut metric. But why injure Rick? What has Rick done wrong? This whole argument is Rickdiculous.

I can nae thwart the warts and all story! In all it's glory told but all that glorious gold we've sought of old. Post-traumatic goes to a ghostly static. I'm roped in by old habits, a ghoul enclothed in a ratchet coat and cloaked with napkins. Cold like New Hampton, landing close to the coast in a dope mansion. Verbal notes for a ransom. Herbal anecdotes, like those a stoked grandson hears from an old ancestor and god rest her. Soulful, of beauty like no fuel can truly fool me, appreciation goes too deep.

But maybe bruising's a blessing, for improving and manifesting. Learning lessons only by trials the best of stress won. Hectic life is wretched but reckless are not my steps in. Stepping stones only square ones. Square till I found some heirloom. Throne that I'ma own. There soon.

Norman though, ain't that a proud name for the Northern man? Who grows up in the wild in a storm with the warmest hand. The forest. If you don't think much of it then you're a sham. It's noble. It's humble. It's homely like Nolan on noted cam. I mean Christopher, but he's no sacrifice though Christ's offer. Only the devil would do that and that devil? The Christ offed her. Cries gopher as she slowly reclines into our minds' gauffer. We cannot force the Norman, but in lore may he surely grow and the force be with him in portions not formable by this horrid foe.

Like those morons, converting from mp4 when avi was standard. And avian flies as mannered as headlice or canned Spaniards.


Congratulations on Hexalisting. Me I am trying to deposit each day.

Many thanks man. :) How's that going? Been managing daily for some time? Me too but then I miss a bundle every summer.

@Cyberdevil I miss some here and there about each month. I lost a rank last year and it won't be long before I am knocked out of the Top 30 B/P Ranks.

Ah the B/P definitely takes a bit more time to keep up with, but how crazy a life must you lead to actually miss a daily EXP dose here and there?! ;) Wonder sometimes if I'm just investing way too much time in this place hmm..

@Cyberdevil if I was unemployed I would spend lots of time here. I guess sometimes I just plain forget. I just vote what's under judgment and it's usually quite a bit.

Mmm, the UJ content's my main and only focus too, pretty much. Do have the benefit of working just part-time myself, but I feel like no matter employment status you probably don't actually get more time after a certain part in life, responsibilities pick up regardless; everything's always rolling, motion engrossing all in commotion... and priorities. Some time some things probably finns just feel much more important.

@Cyberdevil You said it so eloquently. It's my 5th biannual supporter status. I should utilize that to my benefit but in the end, it's for the badges. I might end set a blam and save target but I just end up going past it.

Is it not also for supporting the site, both the infrastructure and the creative moment, and showing a certain level of goodwill? ;) I definitely get those mainly for the trophies they resemble too, but that's a cool bonus. Truly do love this place. Feels good to support.

Hmm, it's like the limitations on stats here are about the same as those on the site as a whole, and the vision it embodies, you think you know what we're capable of but then sometimes you get something like FNF and realize there's really no limit at all. ;) Accomplishment mindset in stats as in life: you just keep pushing those boundaries.

only looking at this now, but lets hope that something actually goes somewhat right this year!

Truly do hope so yo! Happy New Year you NGPOG!

Les goooo!

Let's get it yoooo!

@Cyberdevil Sometimes I mean more rarely if I have extra disposal income I will just donate on odd years to help out. My original stat attaining was competition now its leisure. I won't get the most or climb the ranks the fastest but after 20 years I believe that's the best.

Ah we do a lot alike. :) Starting gifting an extra yearly supporter badge to particular users I appreciate a few years back, feels like the extent of financial surplus I'm fine with giving out right now... olskoo puts all of us to shame with that shizzle though. :P How much money does the man have...

Mmm I guess I'm balancing on both of those at the moment, for competition but only to the extent it still feels fun, don't want to burn out wit it. Whatever time allows, and then occasionally a brief break from it all.

I'll probably get to the leisure-only point eventually too, just... still not #1 y'know. :P

Woof? :|

Arf, bark?

@Cyberdevil Next year I might feel generous and gift someone supporter status I think I was a recipient once but I have been essentially absent. I am predicting when readit goes public it will turn to shit. FNF helped get more traffic here.
I used to be very competitive and it took a lot of time bordering on obsessive-compulsive or just fanatic. I am here to entertain myself.

If I get to 20th that's my pinnacle.

Seems like a nice bonus with any occasional extra donation to get some directed appreciation too, supporter badge gifts are handy for that. ;) Me too last year, wonder if might've been olskoo, twas an anonymous one... readit? The Reddit client? Yeah FNF really brought in a surge of new traffic, crazy how much the forums have livened up since. Mhm, can definitely relate, hard to keep obsession at bay occasionally. XD Good to remind oneself.

Just another month till your there now... it really is a crazy long time to have been on any one site. Fascinating how we're moving into a time when such things are actually possible.

happy (belated, for you) gluten free day

Ooh there's a day for that too... likewise to you S3C! Still managing without?

Apparently November is 'Gluten-Free Diet Awareness Month' too.

did you enable captchas on your website

Noo are you getting captcha there? Comment trouble? I did get a new firewall a while back.

Hey ummm.... your friend alexpopcristian sems kind of deat- i mean inactive

Hmmm no user named alexpopcristian exists? Is that the right name?

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