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Cyberdevil
Bamboo Shoots!

Age 35, Male

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@s3c Eh, I got quoted over 500$ for a pair... my old ones were made from 2, 2 1/2 foot lenses! My eyes are a little better now. Then there's Lasik, which seems to work... Who's that one married woman from Pittsburgh, or Harrisburg PA who's into sports? Haven't heard from her in a while; she had it done, haven't heard from here since.

Mmm, I recall JakBaronKing had lasik a while back (he has a post on it). It went well for him, but I wouldn't want to go through that procedure myself unless I absolutely had to, that tiny possibility of failure...

No Amount Of Cultural Oppression, No Amount of Institutionalized Racism, No Amount of Victim Shaming, No Amount Of Trivialization Of Gender Rights, No Amount Of Rampant Misogyny, No Amount Of Digital Segregation, No Amount Of Social Controversy; No Amount Of Voting Power Can Ever Take Away My Pride Of Being a NewGrounds User

No Amount Of Decreased Forum Usage, No Amount Of Lack Of EXP Deposits, No Amount Of Deleted Submissions, No Amount Of Star Syndicate Mass Voting, No Amount Of Lack Of Awards For Hentai Material, No Amount Of Changes Since The Optimal Oldskool Designs, No Amound Of Lack Of Info Like The Filesizes On Submissions Or Submissions By Same Author Or Stats Page Lists Can Ever Take Away The Resilliance Of This Creative Empire And Keep Me Away.

It's pretty tiresome capitalizing all first letters innit...

wow...you just always have an astoundingly provocative and astute response dont you? P.S. go for Lasik you always have an extra eye if something goes wrong lol

now it's all lowercase? :L I rest my case. Haha, spoken like a true optimist! :D

Unfortunately, Kitty-Krew, Star Syndicate, & Portal Spammers Are A Rare Breed These Days

Yeah, I haven't seen anything from the KK in ages... and as for the Star Syndicate, kinda miss not having them around more, to provoke and fuel the userbase. Looks like they made a bit of a comeback for their ten year anniversary though!

I Feel A Genuine Bereavement For This Digital Medium As Its Wheels Have Started To Roll On The Lone Gravel Road Towards The End Of The Line

The End Of The Line? The End Of All Time? The End Is A Blur And Hard To Define, Our World's Undermined, I've Seen Many Signs, We're Destroying Ourselves As We Feverishly Climb Towards Something Sublime - Something Divine - Something Benign - The End Of The Line.

great poem...u spelled benign wrong tho lol...may want to choose a better word altogether, as something benign would contradict being sublime & divine

lol man I had spell-check on and everything! How could I miss that!! My initial critique on how these reddish orange textbox backgrounds collide much more with the red spell-check underlines than the old ones did still applies. Well that's the final message, that we're striving towards something perfect, something otherworldly... something we'll never as a mass be able reach. In the end our search for greatness is generic and uneventful. And that's where it ends.

sounds like Jesus to me....he's a fricken god, he can multiply fish, raise people from the dead, is a carpenter by day and a DOCTOR (is able to cure the most devastating illness through purely holistic measures), the MAGUYVER of CHEFS (he is able to make alcoholic beverages from just water lol) by night, and is the only documented case of a vertebrate that was to walk on water since the Basiliscus lizards. But at the end of the day, he is a human just like you and I, with basic emotions and basic physical needs. Or perhaps you meant a vagina, the only reason for a male to live, they look/feel/taste/smell/sound(lol) perfect, almost have a godlike control (people fight wars over this shit) over men but at the end of the day, they're just a pair of funky clown lips that excrete out things and bleed once a month.

maybe you had the swedish spell check on lol

And that's not all! I hear that dude was the first zombie ever. It's pretty awesome how his presence has transcended millennial spans of time and finally brought life to this incredible surge of post-apocalyptic entertainment we see everywhere today. He is the one who maybe single-handedly inspired classics such The Walking Dead, Resident Evil and Zombie Strippers, maybe indirectly influencing such awesome titles as Day of The Tentacle through his almost alien presence, and not least playing a large role in founding this religious phenomenon that initially made legendary titles like DooM possible! It's crazy how much that one man has managed to influence and shape the world. Without him, this place just wouldn't be the same. Btw are we talking about the something perfect, something otherworldly or something generic and uneventful here?

Yeah who knows, that language selection thing seems to switch at random, some times it doesn't seem to recognize what's being used! This could all be a large segment of Swedish with a really strange accent.

Btw @VicariousE @Doomroar @Whirlguy and anyone else interested in the NG livestream, finally managed to fix and upload that final part. Here's the lot of them:

1 - http://youtu.be/EjNwFgTOebM
2 - http://youtu.be/tMP6ppS2Elc
3 - http://youtu.be/dTIM-tTyKeo
4 - http://youtu.be/kP0zr40T_jk

Oh great! i a have yet to see parts 3 and 4, but alas i will do that in another time. Regardless it is still great.

Did you watch through all of the previous two?? That's a lot of tootage! :O Groovy.

It was a night of insomnia, and i was writing this http://doomroar.newgrounds.com/news/post/893722

Ah, on such nights there's indeed time for much wake. Gtg read in a second.

Thanks man, got them all properly bookmarked, and awaiting free time! Growing season just started...

Woot, it's a lot of watching. I've still but skimmed. What's growing this year?

Oh hey awesome! I only got around to watching part 1 so far.

Each one is the length of a movie haha, no pressure!

Yeah is kinda nice to be able to not sleep, it gives you time to do things XD.

The one benefit. :)

Eh, beets so far, dunno if my cousin has anything started at home to transplant, we'll probably get a few trays from somewhere. I'd love to try corn, but the deer knock it down.

lol man, at first I read that as 'Eh, beats me..'... tired morning! :D Every time I hear Beets I think of this: http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/keryth/beets-by-dre

Sounds like a good start!

http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/limner/the-beet
We are doomed |:
The neighbor next door and her kids are just hopeless amateurs. Guess they suck at listening to me!

Haha, looks like an alien plant... or... alien.
What about the neighbors??

@VicariousE maybe they work with the Deer!

Hmm, the neighbors? Am I missing some inside joke here? O_l

Yeah the neighbors, since the deer ruin Mr Vicarious crops, like the corn XD.

The Deer seem like real professionals though. :P

They are pro at being deer, is as if it comes natural for them!

Oh deer...

Deer used to be kinda scarce around here, then ppl got anti-gun and pro-supermarket.... Bambi's got some badassed brothers, saw a small pack of them today, while moving the lawn :p I'm sure it's a great show for the McMansion dwellers.

Hmm. The McMansion dwellers? Is there some story behind these people?

Not really; a big fortune 500 company did what they wanted to, to the land, and put up these big homes with no backyards... save for mine |: One guy complained that some work we did, blocked his view of our back field from his bathroom |:

Haha, lol... from the bathroom of all rooms! Some people.

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