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So uh, kinda new at this... What would happen if the world were to fall into ashes, people filling the passes from this world to the next, send them a text, let them know you're a wreck, to send you a check. People running everywhere screaming their heads off, like a chicken with its head cut off, talking to some dude named Romanoff, whose throwing out beef stroganof. Everything's coming to an end, will you be my friend? It's time to make amends, morals have to bend, but politicians and all these f***** up mother f****** already in luck with a buck for a duck, and they chuck their money all over the place. We need a room for the people, tally totin steeples with love for those who don't have scruples, yeaahhhh.... Hope it wasn't too bad

Kinda new at... writing? Contemplating? Posting news post comments? Philosophizing on existential wisdom and humane nature? Oh you mean rhyming! Well at the end of time, that time when time ends, I guess we'll all be climbing over piles of rubble blinded, with stubble on our jaws, no applause for our heinous crimes and with nothing on our minds but surviving... I'd be fine.

I would... embrace the news and no longer be confused, have a purpose surface and surf the turf in shoes that might... with time be run down, I'd run and run and gun down, people with their guns bound for some foul crown like bloodhounds for blood hound. I'd keep the chickens clucking, stay on edge, so I can make my pudding and in the mix have chicken eggs. Start a farm, build a barn and farm some arms, to help me when alarms ring, thieves up to do harm.

It wouldn't be the end then, it'd be a new beginning, humanity'd be strong and free and me - I hope - be winning. A harem full of women hrrm, sheets of ancient linen, relics from a time past wjhere people were like onions more than minions (sour). Yeeaaah! Not bad at all.

I see the situation is really grave is Nietzlawe is making an alt account!

But it was made months ago! Is it... true? O_o

Batul Brothas!

Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens,
as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!
And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes' deffs, but we shall not die, no! It is the enemeh who will tehste deff and defeat!
As you know! Moast of oua battle brothars are shtehtioned in SPEHSS, Pruhpeared to deep strike! Oua perimeter has been pruhpeared in the even dat oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish. We have plehced numerous beacons, allowing for muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting defensive deep strikes
The Codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn. We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them - we will leave none alive! Meanwhile oua ground fawses will ensue the full defense of oua headkwaters
We are the spehss mahrens! WE ARE THE EMPRA'S FUREH!

Twooo Battulll!! Chaaarge... your battuuuurries of FUUUURRY!

Na it is not true, but they have something in common, and is that apparently neither of them use paragraphs XD.

Might be an incredibly dedicated fan. :) Or merely coincidental! Or it is as you say.

Na he has nothing to do with Mr Nietz XD.

Nyet? OK. :P

Nein indeed!

Seven eight nein!

Happy 10th

In past tenth? Thanks again!

You give EMIT a clean bill of gaming health? I think there might be a problem with movement... seems like jumping takes more than one keypress at times, IDK! I didn't even know the game was still in production till the other day, when the programmer PMed me :p

http://frostdrive.newgrounds.com/news/post/887201 used to be called OnionsXD, nice kid, but holy hell, what a comeback after months of not being here! NG would've kept him out of trouble |:

Stumbled upon an invisible tank in the first level, but apart from that freak occurance no real bugs. No problems with jumping on my part, maybe something with your keyboard? Maybe lag? Hmm, game doesn't even appear for me now, strange... guess updates might be in progress. Yeah, same here, PM yesterday, and I hadn't tested it earlier so good thing he sent out a message! Left a very TL:DR dose of feedback this time around. :)

Oh, Onions! Crazy story...

EMIT practically locked up my computer for a full minute! The end scene just before the credits had too much visual wizardry. And the end credits moved so slow! Yeah, just sent him my final thoughts... hope he scores better than 3.0

Hmm, sometimes a big family has its downsides... I wouldn't have thought he had come from one, considering his sensitivity...

What FPS were you averaging? I realized the bosses brought me down to around 15-16, think those numbers disappeared on the credits though so I don't know. Oh yeah, they moved infernally slow! Felt like they lasted 10-15 minutes or something, though maybe that wasn't the intended time, didn't consider it might've been lag for that part. Yupp, hoping for a four! Hoping my name's included in the credits too. :)

Seems so. Apart from the world getting overpopulated I've only seen positive things about large families though, more support, more potential for success, a larger legacy, better child benefits..

No problemo.

нет проблем

Eh, at low quality, it was an okay speed... I still can't get over how 'retro' games, seem to kill my retro laptop. I guess we like to glorify a bland past by making it glossy... yeah :p

Well, we were in the closing credits, that's good enough fer me.

No specifics? :( Well it may look retro, but with Flash Player 11 as the engine... that game is probably using up way more resources than necessary, don't think the glossy effects have that much to do with it. It's a bit sad how Flash keeps evolving to include more and more features at the cost of performance, and there's no real alternative to the old one, HTML5 and Unity seem to share this high resource usage issue, Flash Player 8 still runs lightening-fast, and Macromedia 8 had all the potential to make games like this with that. They could've just ironed out some obvious bugs and security flaws instead of bloating it, but anyway...

Nice. :) It should be out soon!

EDIT: Forgot the: yeah...

I'm sorry, but I have to say, I frickin love Asterix. I have about four books myself and have read a few more, but I don't think I've met anyone else besides my family that's even heard of him.

You're probably aiming that @VicariousE I guess? :P Actual books or comic books? I have a few of the latter myself, all great reading; great characters; crazy plots. It's pretty well-known in Sweden btw.

those are some cool medals you got there

Yeah. :) Still missing the 'boss killer' though, was bugging back when I gave feedback aaand it looks like it still is. Hope coolboyman figures out how to fix it! Thanks for an an enjoyable venture of pixel nostalgia and fast-paced platformer fun!

it got fixed a minute before you left your review :)

lmao talk about bad timing on my part. :D On my way to play the final boss then, see what happens...

It seems we agree!

Yeah!

I had no idea... And yea, that was aimed at vicarious lol

You're saying I'm a bearer of great and incredible useless knowledge? ;) Enlightenment is my virtual virtue!

Well no!

All's well no?

Nah.

Natas sounds like nada which is like no kinda like nah so I get where you're coming for. Yeah.

Yeah?Yeah,yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah?

Maybe?

May be late Lee was the best martial artist of all time!

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