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The news??

The daily update on artist blogs, flash, music, art, etc kind of feed, or the message kind of feed? because i was talking about the 1st one.

Vampires awaiting by campfires, is not a song, is not a film, is not a book, is not a game, is just salad dressing, roasted night blood flavored menstruation for your caption, is guaranteed to ruin your salad, or make you a pervert with a thing for vampires.

That is a lot of screen hacking!

Oh it has to do with demons and doom? cool!
No, wait man, don't you see that cute simple things are what sell! you can still put dem puppies! or kittens... or... agh, no... aaaaaaaaarghh, or... ponies. You should definitively go with demon puppies.

Where is WI/HT? and How to WI/HT? lol, now i see the irony. Damn a bunch of those latest post are by you, go figures you have the answers!

I figured! I was speaking of the new-stuff-from-the-portal feed. :P Seeing as we were speaking of new stuff in the portal innit.

Have you ever seen a salad dressing? It's the best thing, so soothing; never stressing... my mind runs out of words so I'll just let

Yeah it's kinda like Scream hacking.

Yeah that's the idea. :) I just came up with another pretty genius idea but it's like there's almost too much of this stuff now... lol, but I'm not trying to sell here. :P

Ironically... like supergandhi64. :P Yeah that's my dome, my home, the zone in which I roam!

The latest submissions on the classic portal? but i already told you i can hardly check those XD.

I have, but never one made out of roasted vampire menstruation...

The shinning.

But a flappy stile game is supposed to be commercial, i mean how do you justify such shameless time waster if is not by money? haha.

supergandhi64? isn't that that infamous spammer and attention "gatherer" who got all those prices not so long ago?
I see so dat is da place.

Wasn't that after I assumed the wrong feed? :/ Ah well, however the sorted order of conversations go, it's all good now! I understand. Got it. Wakarimashta.

I see. I suppose it can be quite difficult to find vampires.

It's all clear now! I don't even need to axe.

Justification: for the future of humankind? For a better tomorrow? To chop up the roots of all evil with fluffy puppy love and harmony? :P

That's him, for a while he ended all his posts with ironically, ironically.

Wakarimashita, with an i on shita, but is understandable just the same.

Suckers ain't what they used to be.

And then a blackout happened.

Yeah fluffy puppy love and harmony for a better tomorrow! now we got a name! (too long it didn't passed)

And what is the fad nowadays? (too lazy to check the forums).

Wakateru! I do need to work on spelling, I wrote it as it sounded... and you don't really hear that i. :/

Yeah, it sucks, so it's a vampire. That's how you know.

Having a hack of a good time with words here. :P

Hmm, to shorten it down we just need to cut out a few words, how about 'Yeah fluffy and for tomorrow'? Fits the character limit perfectly!

I don't know, I don't think I've seen him around for a while! Last I know he was adding a rhyme scheme to all his posts. It's a constant evolution! And maybe hiatus now.

actually you do since their alphabet is made out of combinations of vocals so that shi could only be し shi or ち chi, and わかってる needs a double t wakatteru because っ tsu, hiragana is really easy to learn and helps a lot, Hiragana typing is the extension i use to type hiragana and katakana BTW, funny enough i myself cant differentiate between the sound that ち and し make XD.

Since they suck for a living they must do the best sucking on earth, Las Vegas must be full of vampires!

Fluffy Tomorrow! or to make it trendy "Fluffy Puppy!"

Spammers can have hiatuses, noted.

Ah, so there is always an i involved with the shhh sound, had to look up a few words just to check and omg it'll really true fo rizzle! Thanks for that tidbit of useful knowledge. Awesome that NG now supports foreign characters btw, I could ööö all day.

Yeah, just think about all the cash those casinos suck in!

That's better. :P Though I'm not going to make it, for real, I'm submitting the two ideas I have and then I'm adios from the Flappy genre! When accounts started getting created for the sole purpose of submitting Flappy Bird clones (I mean there's an account called 'FlappyGames'... or was, can't find it now) that's when it went overboard... like a surfer.

Yupp. He's most likely a troll btw, been wondering who's for a long long time now...

Yeah the only one that doesn't has a vocal is N ん. ooo how do you get that one? XD

They want to suck you dry, that world is so trife your money and your life, keep your kids, keep your wife, money and your life, vegas vampires don't mess around. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWaNFNFT38U

Lol FlappyGames hahaha, yo but who said that Fluffy Puppy, had to be a flappy baggy game? XD.

So supergandhi64 is not a legit account just an stand in? hahaha.

Huh? ooo? Isn't that three vocals? O_o

Gangsta rap made them do it? Ice cold in this cubicle: http://youtu.be/HzeZhCt5PVA

Hmm, wonder if someone's made a Fluffy Bird game yet... argh too many ideas! True, could be any type of game but... that might be a bit more time-consuming a project. Flappy games are relatively easy to make. :)

Yupp, he's just a Gimmick account (least that's what Gimmick says), Addict tried taking credit for the account to... everyone wants to own it. :P

No i mean ööö how do you get those out? XD.

And now the are going around asking for child support: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TNTWSjvYps

It would be quite weird if they were complex XD.

So it is a Gimmick or an Addict account? haha so it is like a golden egg lying account? a successful spammer, but why?

Haha oh that. I have a Swedish keyboard with keys for å ä ö. Looks like I should be able to type the Danish/Norwegian 'styles' too but nothing happens when I ALT/CTRL/ALT GR them keys... might have to do with language settings for the OS...

Everything's corrupt: http://youtu.be/73-5iNwb7qo

lol yeah, Fluffy Bird maze game idea? I need to stop thinking...

Well it started out that way, then the topic spiraled out of control... everybody claimed they were ALTs of superhandhi haha, mystery's still a mystery. Successful spammer because he entertains I guess, at first all his posts were brimming with words of wisdom, them good old days.

Of course the language settings! it was so obvious now that i think about it!

It makes you wanna kill sam: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TeTowu5gCg

Oh shit it sounds awesome! but i fear it would be unplayable, or really, really, really, reallyyyyyy hard.

A spammer that spreads wisdom!!!!? what sorcery is this!?

Guess you're running an American-type keyboard? My sister had a laptop with Arabic keys once, they had all the English letters too but it was just impossible to use å ä ö, I think it used Win ME, and the OS didn't allow configuring a different keyboard layout so she had to copy the letters whenever she used them... bit relevant...

When will they shoot? http://youtu.be/w1lUhfsdeyo

Hmm, wonder if someone's made an impossible Flappy Bird game, no pillars, just a wall. Hmm...

It's the new age! Of enwhitenment!

It is a Spanish one, it comes with 3 extra keys, really useful for gaming XD, they had a Japanese one too, but the keys where overlapped so there was no real advantage for it, and i am not at that level in Japanese anyway to get any real use out of a Japanese keyboard haha.
Exactly that was my point i could download the language package for Swedish and then configure my keyboard to get those letters, but meh, is more trouble than is worth XD, i mean when will i really use å ä ö? is like when i got the Russian pack, which i never use anyway since i don't know Russian hahaha.

Once they become wicked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCijgm8xNuQ

Lol, well this one recently came out http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/634552 is quite refreshing actually.

Then end times are here!

(BTW did you catchy that Cowboy bebop reference on Space Dandy 8? when Mew opens the fridge and the Black blob monster comes out? oh that was such a moment!)

Ah, which keys, I mean which letters? They had Japanese? Is this some kind of speciailized computer shop? Online? Don't think I've ever seen a foreign keyboard anywhere... apart from American ones. The Arabic one was bought in Saudi.

Haha, if you don't use Swedish then it does seem pretty useless! Though my point was language packs didn't work back then.

...they go to church: http://youtu.be/jsrjD5UGT0M

Hah yeah, need to play through that some time (for teh medals). Fun game, but not really impossible!

Oh, that was a Cowboy Bebop reference?! I probably don't know My Cowboy Bs and Bops enough. Twas a groovy episode though, them flea men getting senselessly massacred, the fate of Laika revealed... actually surprisingly emotional part. And then, journey to the stars!

It has Ñ next to the L and [ it has Á and now i discovered that with Á i can also write this äöüië män sö thät ïs whät thät büttön döës! ánd thén thé thírd óné ís á wéírd lóókíng ç (which i don't know what it does), so i have Ñ, ´ ¨ one for accents that does more than i though and the weird C (lol no need for a Swedish keyboard nöw XD).
Na is not an specialized store, they just have them, the Japanese Keyboard is identical to the regular ones, except that has hiragana printed next to the letters, but no fancy extra keys.

Ah i see.

Then they put the pressure http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKh5p8_XFFc

Yeah but is still a hard game!

Laikaaaaaaaaaaaa whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!? http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/494/188/77f.gif

Thösë büttöns ärë thê sâmê fôr êvêrybôdy! Aññññññd that but I can't figure out how you got the ' ontop of them letters? :/ You still can't get the one dot though, the åååååååååååååå. ;) And I'm missing that çnÑ!

Lot of Japanese people there?

Pressure huh. Must be Sasquatch: http://youtu.be/D7lOmfQPHN0

HARDCORE! Indeed.

:'( That part was really buggy'n me too.

Weird the keyboards on campus don't have them, o that dot lets see... nop i cant get the dot!!!!

Not really there is a small community of lets say 400-500 Japanese people, but i don't think that is why they had Japanese keyboards, maybe they just saw it as trendy and had it there.

He must be having a good day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CPlF-IEkXQ

Casual gaming got real! (oh the paradox it burns!)

"buggy'n me" i am dying man, that pun was just too good, i concede.

Huh, strange, I thought they've been on all keyboards I've used but maybe not.

Ah, that might explain it. Though 4-500 isn't that small!

Looks like it: http://youtu.be/VNM7Z7hir_I

Speaking of Burns: http://youtu.be/DhQGH6CbKhw

lol

Is not?

Haha it looks like they selling ass!

And even if is burning I Shall Not Be Moved: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLnINZ-cANI

Maybe not? I don't know, I can only check the one I am currently using, and my two backup keyboards aaand... they're there.

I wouldn't have thought it if Kev didn't say it. :P

Why not? Get up and stand up! http://youtu.be/cogepHX5uTU

I mean 400 - 500 is not small?

Lol, you know what is with people on dem street corners nowadays, is either selling drugs, selling ass, or selling a stick up XD.

Why not? well i don't believe the hype! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vQaVIoEjOM

Oh that, yeah amounts are all relative. I doubt there's anywhere near that amount living in Stockholm, but what do I know... outside Japan, that sounds like a lot of Japanese!

They're all selling! But who's buying? :L

Yeah, you just can't truss it: http://youtu.be/am9BqZ6eA5c

I bet that if lets say 100 - 300 maybe more, they could saw a busyness opportunity lets say with rice, Stockholm would also have some Japanese communities numbering the hundreds, and really hundreds of people isn't all that much, when we take into account that most cities are overpopulates in the hundreds of thousands, metropolis have millions, and so and so.

I have no money, but even if i had, their services aren't all that appealing XD.

Indeed, So Whatcha Gone Do Now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhKqsIe283c

Yeah metropolis are insane... Sweden's still not above ten million though, around a tenth of that in Stockholm. We eat a lot of rice, there are a few Sushi bars... if you take a trip into the city you'll probably see a few Asian people... actually I don't know what I'm talking about man! Who can say how many people of a certain culture live within a certain place anyway? Well maybe it's actually documented, let's see it's... I have no idea.

Just discovered a neat Google feature btw, search for *insert name of country here* population and you get a neat browsable chart of population increase during a documented span of years, complete with life expectancy rates, increases and basic info on country. Works with cities too. Pretty cool.

You might get some for free! All you gotta do is ass. :L

I don't know! What kinda power we got? http://youtu.be/ufPfXsw2K1I

Of course you can tell it is called population studies, and they get renovated twice per year (usually it may vary but that is the minimum), and there it is denoted how much of what is living in determined parts of a zone, every organised country must do that, for it is their duty to know their citizens XD. So i bet that with a small search or even a local call to not even your government but to an embassy you can get that data haha.

What a nice app, but 9 million is good enough, lets say that out of those 9M 200 are Japanese, of course all 200 wouldn't be in one city, however you can see that 200 isn't all that big of a number.

But i don't want free male ass so i don't fell like assing for it.

A power that is Louder Than A Bomb http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8EyAKh-XWQ

Ah, I searched online but only found immigration reports for specific years, doesn't seem they were archived. Good knowing, though I hmm... don't think I'll start calling to find out, not that important.

Yeah, 9 million is more than enough, I hope we stop growing! The freedom it's... shrinking for every year :C True, but wasn't it specific cities we were speaking about?

Ass alright, I understand.

It's like black steel in the hour of chaos http://youtu.be/ZM5_6js19eM

Haha, of course, i was just saying that the info is not really something that hard to find and that it actually exist, by necessity and by law XD.

A sure lets say out of those 9M a city has 2 or 1M (probably way more than 2) still 200 is a small amount. As for population growth, man that is the problem of the whole planet, the only places that don't see their population growing are full of old people, in war, or under extreme conditions when living has life expectancy in shambles.

I am glad you understand without any butts about it.

Which will be used to Shut em down http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1i543VU25s

Alright. :)

There's no city here with over a million, Stockholm's the largest; just below. 200 does seem little, but we get immigrants from all over the world, with just 100x1000 countries that'd be a tenth of the city's total population, and I'd think Japanese people are a minority. For larger countries I don't doubt it though! Yeah, it's a problem that nobody except China is working to solve. :/ Maybe it'll solve itself through war, starvation, etc but nobody wants that... nobody's really thinking ahead.

I think I'll just butt out of this conversation now.

They're rebels without a pause! http://youtu.be/q0b0jIaCEHU

Stockholm has 700K from those lets say we get 200, then 0.03% are Japanese, not that much.
Mmmh the principal problem with immigration is that countries are not prepared to correctly situate the people that get to them, while taking care of those that were already there.

However it is said by economist (which i have long ago lost all trust in) that this planet can host 11 to 12 billion humans, and we are 7B, which means we are not that far from the limit, however there is no real (working and applied) economic system to have 5B people living in proper conditions, let alone 11B! but no country is really willing to invest in a solution for this, because they consider their local problems as a priority, however this issue affects their local problems, the countries that are isolated from this problematic are a handful of them, and we call those countries criminal, or the worst places on earth, yet the free countries are acting like if they themselves were isolated, which is nonsense, and like Nas would say, it is poison.

You are turning ass on this?

Real prophets of rage! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcv3McUVyAo

0.03% seems possible. :P

Yeah, and with too much at any one time it gets harder to integrate new cultures with the current community, it feels the community gets split into different cultural fractions who don't always get along that well.

I'm sure the planet can host way more people than it currently does, probably way more than 11 or 12 billion, and I'd think that over time newer generations could get used to the lack of space. Walking in the forest, sitting by a lake with nobody around for miles except wild animals... that'd be an extreme luxury in an overpopulated future. I don't know if I'm selfish or if it's in the best interest when I go pro population-control just because I don't want to let go of that freedom, I don't want all wilderness to be consumed by humanity, but more so I don't want to live in a crowded world where I can't go outside without seeing another human.

I'm rear the end.

They've got to bring that beat back! http://youtu.be/_f4ttUXDsWY

(Beware long message incoming)

Yeah people group with what they know and form "isolated cultural pools" that then with time have the ugly tendency of becoming ghettos, for lack of government support, and when they don't they still are a problem because they are not fully integrated in the new society, you may ask "why did they come here if they don't plan to merge", most did it just for money, and to be able to live, others were kicked from their country by family, etc.

In that regard the immigrant is already at fault of not wanting to collaborate, just because its intentions don't have integration as a priority, but it doesn't end there, worldwide the image of the immigrant is that of an alien, that comes to steal (can't blame that image, the discovery of America is one of the biggest tragedies in history), and this image spreads to the "natives" who then help insulating the new comers, if we add a poor handling of integration and duty to this new citizens by the government itself, and a poor foreign policy and relations then we get a problem, and that is without taking race into account, for example in some Asian places Black (not even black dark-skinned) people are unable to enter, and it seems that Neo-Nazism is getting back on foot in Europe...

(Holy shit I didn't realize I'd been stalling on responding to this for a whole two weeks!! Sorry bout that!)

Right you are, and yet others move for other reasons, like: criminal reasons, new venues to exploit, etc. Not to generalize.

True.

Indeed, but you see the world is big, if they are well distributed we can get easily 15B (more) humans with no need for overcrowded places, the problem get from transition, that is internal immigration from rural areas to cities, where opportunities to gain education, work, and other things are more abundant, this "phenomenon" creates huge cities, and desolated small towns, that with time start dying and disappearing without inhabitants and keeping only the old, who then move to the city with their grown up kids who will then take care of them, so the space is there, the problem is that people don't see the appeal of it, probably with urbanization or modernization of rural areas this problem could be sold, but here is the other issue, even if a person is able to live work and properly educate itself while living in a small town, humans are dumb social entities, who will chase after the entertaining appeal of big cities, that is all these parks, malls, theaters and other entertainment oriented places that could not survive without the influx of a big population, maybe this could be solved with better transportation, long range transportation and the placing of these entertainment places in remote areas, so in the hours of high travel the big cities wont have to clog and collapse, however economic interest wont have a mall situated in a conveniently far away zone, because it would seem as something bad for business, even if people have the means to easily get there, so such place would compete for the most clogged and traveled zones, and this in return will ruin the passing of the city and generate a big density of humans, that merge with those that live there and work there, in this scenario a Saturday night is a nightmare, while a Monday is bearable.

A proper redistribution of a city's zones, and good transportation, but since we talk abut Billions we need not to talk of cities but countries, and to do it so not everyone ends in the same place living like canned sardines.

Would that work? yes.
Will people want it? no.
Why? because:
A) greed
B) a need to be close in a big community, as social animals that humans are (as an introbert i can't see why people want this, but historically in the world of ethics hermits, recluses, and introverts are seen as amorals, hell being alone is seen as punishment!)
and C) a thing that for now i will call stupidity.

Yeah, that people-moving-to-the-cities is a big program here too, didn't know it was that way in other areas of the world as well. The nearest town by our summerplace has an average age group of 70. In a way it's good that people can move back when they retire, and live off their pension, support the community and interact with like-minded/aged individuals, but I think there needs to be a larger span of age groups present for things to work well; everything to feel at home. Old people are getting isolated too, like they're outcasts as soon as they are over a certain age.

Another thing with these big cities is the consumption aspect, they rely on excessive consumption to survive, and I don't think that's sustainable in the long run. People need to start farming some of their own food again, recycling (I mean not just throwing away old stuff and buying new, but trading, fixing, re-purposing etc)... that future sounds pretty apocalyptic somehow. And imagine if natural disasters happen, if supplies are cut off etc... it'd be chaos. I like socializing, but I could do without the 'mass appeal of entertainment', just a walk in the wild's a thrill enough, or a game night with a bunch of buddies. I think culture isn't directly tied to the individual but to what we are taught to appreciate by others.

One of the lures with big cities is the anonymity factor though, you can be yourself, you don't have to care about what others will think of you anytime you do something. Small towns can be a bit difficult like that, but I agree we all need our own communites, whether it be families or larger groups. And, I don't want a world like that, it's just... I like my space.

Of course they do they want to get some of that sweet Sweden gold! haha (na but really while those exist it is hard to think of them as the majority, and new ventures... ain't that just good for everyone since is someone that comes and generates an enterprise?)

Well rural zones migration is a worldwide phenomenon that came with industrialization, so yeah it happens everywhere XD.
The problem is that since families start to segregate parents no longer live along with their children once the kids attain certain age (unlike older times when the grandparent still lived with the son and his grandsons, and let put the great grand dad there too), but then when the son is 50 years old he has to take care o his dad who is now 70+ and is living now back with him/her, and that happens just 10 years after the infamous mid life crisis of people on his 40's so is no wonder they see their parents as a hindrance, they want to send them to an asylum or to a farm far away in retirement, those are the times we live in, i don't know how it is in Sweden, maybe you don't have that problem, maybe you do. Oh and yeah there is always that thing of non working adults being seem as unproductive, this theme constantly appears while talking with VicariousE on how young adults just don't care for their elders anymore.

I totally agree self-sustenance is the way to go, but that gets in the way of the big food corporations, even if it is clear that this actual model of consumption is doomed to crush under its own weigh, in various countries around the world there are projects called Ecovillages which try to live under alternative models to what is actually the norm, however they are still too early to known if they could work in greater scales, but is nice to known that at least we are trying to seek these alternatives.

"what we are taught to appreciate by others" that my friend is culture (well a part of it, but in principle, yeah), what we are taught XD.

I see, that is true in part, but when you are in your neighborhood, work or study place, you enter immediately into smaller communities that form part of the big city, which means that the problematic of smaller towns comes back XD, but i agree once you leave those i guess you get the opportunity to be more like your inner self, and then you enter another inner circle and you come back to the previous mechanic of "faking it".

lol, we call cloudberries the 'Gold of the North'. ;) Slightly irrelevnt, anyway... I'm sure the majority all have valid reasons/good intentions, but it's impossible to know for sure who should be allowed and who shouldn't, we don't know anything about anyone at our doorstep... and for a while even people without papers were let in, so we knew even less. It's a fact that the prisons are filled with mostly immigrants, but that is still a very small portion of them sullying their reputation... well I meant venues as how we have more lenient laws and it's easy to start criminal organisations here, the police are worthless when it comes to 'real' criminality. Malmö is pretty much run by street gangs and people are scared to go out at night, they don't speak as much about as they should because they are scared to speak about it as well. I don't want to seem racist; there are plenty of Swedish criminals too, it's just that with a large immigration there's bound to be some bad eggs that seep through the cracks, and there's nothing that can be done about it until it's too late. We can't even deport people, it's against our law once they become a citizen; if we could I doubt other countries would want them back.

Ah, it seemed like the US was full of small town idylls. :) You know like... 'The Town'. ;)

Well the old people I know take care of themselves or have the state care for them (there's such a thing as home service, where a few people check in everyday to do dishes/etc, help with basic needs the person can't take care of themselves), but I'm sure there are a lot of people having to take care of their parents too. Kids do move out though; family's easily get split into fractions. Hmm, I don't know about unproductive adults, don't know any such people meself, but that doesn't say much.

Oh, Ecovillages sounds pretty cool. The have certain 'projects' here as well, but nothing in that scale. There's so much they could do but then there's that heap of greed blocking the way.

Right. :)

Huh? Faking mechanic?? I don't think smaller communities in big cities work the same way. For example, in small towns if someone does something wrong, the word spreads and soon everyone knows about it. People keep watch at their windows and actively seek to find oddities in their routine for... the thrill? Variation? In an inner circle people are already grouped outside the circle and only engage in what that circle is meant to delve into, it's a specific community aspect that should be more positive... but man I'm not pro-city at all. Small towns have their charm too! Not all small towns are like that! I hope.

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