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Cyberdevil
Bamboo Shoots!

Age 35, Male

Poet/Designer/Etc

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Sweden

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Posted by Cyberdevil - January 25th, 2010


Recently managed to get a hold on this game, so I thought I'd try it out. Judging by covers and other medial elements it seemed pretty good, but I've played a lot of crappy racing games recently, so I wasn't too overly exited about it. I pop up the game window and WHAM it runs over me like a raging bull, like a terrifying tyhoon, ripping old one hundred year old oak treas clean out of the ground and shredding people to pieces, traps me in an empty vortex where no time exists for 49 minutes (was only planning to spend five while taking a break from other more important activities). Needless to say so, I think I found a new favorite game! :D

The amount of tracks you can play is stunning, and there's a fair share of cars too, which you can paint according to your liking or switch built-in themes on. Tracks are divided up into different game modes. There's puzzle, stunt, platform & racing, and I think the different modes pretty much explain themselves. In each mode there are a number of flags ranging from white to some other color (maybe red), a total of at least five for each mode. With each flag comes a new set of tracks, all nicely divided up into different themes (winter, desert, etc). The amount of tracks vary between game modes, but if we take racing as an example, there are maybe ten themes with four tracks each, under one flag. So alltogether, that should be at least 200 tracks just in racing mode!! Quick note, racing mode has the most tracks, but still, that's an amazing amount of tracks! And as if that wasn't enough, the game is divided up into three separate worlds, so that's 200×3 ... just for racing. On each track you can gain either a bronze, a silver or a gold medal. Bronze is easy to get, Silver is easy to get as long as you don't crash, Gold is a symbol of a perfect run - no crashes - no wasted corners - no *insertqualificationofchoicehere*. A new track within the current theme is unlocked each time you earn bronze, and it's easy to earn, so the achievement system works great, and even if you play track after track aiming at only bronze the game will guarantee you at least a few days of great gaming.

But why end it there? The main feature of the game is online. You can race against other people on the standard tracks, you can download usermade tracks, you can make your own tracks easily with the builtin editor and upload them too! If you can't get online, you can play over a LAN with a bunch of friends, or locally using the same computer (a feature I miss in most racing games for PC). The interface is smooth, controls are easy, handling is realistic enough, and fun, a good balance, the graphics are good in a friendly threedimensional manner and the game runs fast even with the crappy video/graphic cards I have. It's the perfect example of a game made compatible with virtually all systems, with virtually all the features a game within it's genre would need. If you're looking for brutal Flatout style racing or blazing fast Need For Speed mode, this is not what you are looking for. It's more like .... Mario Cart, but without the weapons, it's just a fun wellmade timewaster in racing format, for any amount of players using any amount of computers. I'll leave it alone until the weekend, but when the weekend arrives, woo, time to get Gold on everything ... and invite some buddies over to playday.

Btw, the tracks are relatively short, but the surrounding enviornment is vast, and you can drive all over it outside the racetrack if you feel the urge to ... not that it's much fun. If you drive long enough, you'll eventually reach the end, and it looks something like this:

Trackmania United Forever


Posted by Cyberdevil - January 25th, 2010


Rise and shine!
Like cereal, real hunger killer.
All grain all filler.
No need for fiber.
My time is iller.
I dive with pliers.
Down under still earth.
The fridge won't budge.
You be the judge.
Is it just too full of food.
Or too thick layers of unplied dust.
I think I must.
Write just a few lines before.
I download comics, take a walk.
And on my studies progress more.


Posted by Cyberdevil - January 24th, 2010


https://youtu.be/UadVysMZ90k

Don't usually like Lil Wayne, but this tune is a typhoon!


Posted by Cyberdevil - January 10th, 2010


Today I claim the thirtyseventh level!
Woot Woot.

13 to 37


Posted by Cyberdevil - January 6th, 2010


-21C today, the sun shining, it feels a bit chilly.


Posted by Cyberdevil - December 31st, 2009


My computer tells me it's the fourth of Zero, but it seems to me it's going wrong by just about five hours, thought I'd say Happy New Year when the new year is here and happy, but I won't be here to say so in five hours, I'll be out throwing fire and celebrating the dawn of the great new almighty ten! Lots of expectations, goals and hopes for the coming day, and the 365 that will follow. For one thing they've promised another week of real winter, IOW at least -10C, which is a real delicatessy here in southern Sweden. Usually it just snows and melts and everything turns into a big muddy mess in time for spring. How about you? How are things looking on your side of this square planet? Anyhow, Happy New Year!


Posted by Cyberdevil - December 29th, 2009


Hoo


Posted by Cyberdevil - December 3rd, 2009


And a Happy New Year! Just a few days in advance. ;P
Santana na na na na.

Merry Christmas!


Posted by Cyberdevil - November 20th, 2009


Hmm?

UPD: That gray color was the background color on the old layout. JICYW..

Downside


Posted by Cyberdevil - November 5th, 2009


Done. Here's my real blog.
I am a native creative. I dream in visions and in phrases evasive.
I need to write, it feeds me might, enlightens me when I sleep at night.

. . Design . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Need a site? Other? I take $30/h by default, any quick projects I'll do for free. ;)
You may send requests by PM or email, or through this site.

. . Poetry . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Maybe you feel like buying some lyrics or poetry?
Little ones free, large ones for pay, $10 per page, have a great day!

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Hello!