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Cyberdevil
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Age 35, Male

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I don't even.

Not even the cyber/spider thing? :P

Cyberdevil does not rhyme with cyber can.

This is the ultimate tragedy.

If only there had been a man enough! In that first line.

10/10

Woot

You want a piece of me?
You know you'll seize to be?
You can't breath the heat
Why not admit defeat!

You want a piece of me?
You know I'll break you to pieces easily?
Throw your bits to the west and to the east?
And when you're gone we'll have a great big feast!

You want a piece of me?
I uphold peace with ease
So do yourself the justice please
And seize to be

Heeeey some of my old poetry! :D From one of the Chimes collections... or... something else? Could it be you've actually been browsing those ancient archives? :O

"When the Jews return to Zion - And a comet fills the sky - The Holy Roman Empire rises - And you and I must die - From the eternal sea he rises - Creating armies on either shore - Turning man against his brother - Till man exists no more" ~TheShadling

Also watch this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAC-5BQnuXI

Woah, for real? Never knew the grandmaster of shady artwork wrote poetry too!

And that's one trippy video.

Here is my poem(hope you like it)
Roses are red
violets are blue
I have a gun,
so do you :P
-oh and this one:
Im Choba from Bosnia
I got a buschwaka the rimes of Chewbacka
I beat your ass in yahtzee im a motherf##### nazi
no offence

lol, wish I did have such high-tech weaponry! Do have a neat collection of knives though, but no buschwaka... yet. Didn't even know that name! Here's some of that hardcore poetry flow though:

I'm Bob from Sweden
A leet emcee, mess with me I leave you bleedin'
That's just the way I be, so you better be ready
it's either do or die or get some confetti
Chop up the papers with a pair of machetes
And let it fly high in the night sky like a bucket full of white rice
And play Yahtzy as the time flies

Actually hit two Yahtzies in the same game this weekend, on the second throw each time... so don't be too sure about that victory. ;) No offense taken, but some might at that nazi reference...

I want more pictures of Cyberdevil ! Would also have accepted a poem of Cyberdevil and Imp boy but this one is good too. Merry belated thanksmas! http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdwdmgk1dw1r2to8go1_500.jpg

lmao, that dinner is DOOM'ed! :D Thank you yeahha, for that primal piece of entertainment; a Happy thanksukah to you too!

such a talentless hack! I would bet that this is plagiarized

Hmm, it'd indeed be difficult to know for sure, with so incredibly many Cyberdevilian tributes written through the ages! It would take lifetimes to read them all...

Dat Hat he he good one man :D

It's that time of the year! :)

well cant wait to see how this year's X-mas event will be btw im guessing your a fan of the doom series i played that thing when i was little along with the first game or second by blizzard The Lost Vikings xD

Yupp, going to be interesting! Some pretty neat collabs floating around too... if it's the NG Christmas you have in mind? Yeah, still love the game, but don't play it so much now. :) I've heard about those Legendary Lost Vikings!

This one is better:
Cyberdevil is red, Cyberdevil is blue
With that, Cyberdevil,
Cyberdevil, don't laugh at me

(Fun fact: a staggering 10 seconds was utilized to make this poem)

Interesting poetical structure, and such profound depth! Red as in the metaphorical Cyberdevil, the brutal; violent and video-game inspired one, and blue as in the real me, dissuaded by dark days, and mix them together and you get purple, which is a mystifying color, because nothing's black and white (or blue and red... in this case), and such is life: it's a mesh, and mysterious as purple, and only with both sides of the circle do you get the full picture. Am I onto something here? ;)

Roses are red
Violets are not blue mother f*cker!!
Cyberdevil is blue and yellow
I fear accidentally getting sodomized by a rake D:

lmao, first three lines are perfect! Not sure what that last one has to do with anything...

I was admiring my flower garden with my customized Americanized-Swedish flag (blue and yellow stripes, and instead of 50 stars there is 50 Cybedevil heads), and then this happened: http://habrastorage.org/getpro/habr/comment_images/93d/1ce/3d3/93d1ce3d386481e561e3b4033acf405d.gif

Looks like you need to take a b rake man! :O Maybe break a rake? Maybe make a cake? Stay awake as layers bake in shapes so great? Nice flag btw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvl7240TZTc

this song hip-hoperized?

Ooh, hadn't heard that one in ages! Chorus would be pretty catchy as a hook, and plenty of verses to build on that theme.

Na Dr. S3C that song is just R&B, a completely different genre, closer to pop than to hip-hop.

But you gotta be tough, you gotta be buff, you gotta be nicer! You gotta be rought, you gotta be much, you gotta be wiser! You're gonna be dust, you're gonna be rust, you're gonna be iced Earth! So better live while you caaaan, not just sit in a vaaaan and steal wifi, you gotta live a nice life. Yeah!

Will There Ever Be An Anime Film As Astoundingly Astute & Provocative As Akira

That Is A Question For The Ages! The Anime Industry Is Like A Ghost In The Shell Of Its Former Glory.

Vicarious E steals his Wifi from a garage not a Van!
GitS is more of a series of films rather than just one film...

Fun fact: I did start thinking of VicariousE as I wrote the line, but it was a completely general undirected reference with initial thoughts more along the lines of hackers who recently DDoSed my ISPs DNS servers via hijacking their clients routers (probably via unsecured wifi settings).
A series of films and a series!

I can't steal wifi from the garage next door, unless I drag a monitor with me... so the tinfoil will have to do. Oh man, nothing's more heartbreaking than to see poor Nietz run out of words, I thought I'd never see the day :O

Er, uh, anyway, came by to congratz you on yer work in the Illuminati collab. In the comments, I noted how certain NGers were not included in the sidebar credits thing....

Looks like you've been monitoring this post! :P

Thanks man! I spent way too long on that one drawing, but it turned out pretty good if I may so say with a senseless YAY. Yeah I noticed that too, asked TOAS what it'd take to get listed as co-author and apparently I've been added. :) Along with a bunch of others. No idea why everyone wasn't there from the start though... btw, have you maybe managed to find all the references? Still need to ogle through those drawings one more time with fresh eyes, yesterday some just didn't seem to exist.

Why would someone target you specifically?
The series could be better, it has yet to Arise for me.

Man i am missing 2 all seeing eyes, and The PsychoSheep is probing to be quite the challenge.

Well not me specifically. They targeted the ISP via the ISPs own routers through any random ISP clients that hadn't secured their wifi connections. I have my wifi turned off btw. But all clients had their Internet down for a few hours while the DNS servers were DDoSed... by their own customers; technology.

Yeah, it's Complex, Stands Alone.

I've got... a missing save file aaargh! Guess the submission's been updated. :/ Oh well, I remember having all 666 and ? references though. Think I was missing 2 eyes too, and one skull. How about swapping references?

Lol

But it is a series not an stand alone!

Just found them, now i am only missing the bonus.
Sure man:

bzzzooooo: 1 skull on left arm; 2 666 on the fingers at the bottom; and 2 eyes on top
M-Abrantes: 1 eye at the top of the red tower (right upper corner); next to it is 1 666 vertical.
Glboom: 1 eye at the star on the tree; 1 owl next to the tree (right side background it is blue); 1 skull decoration ball; 1 666 gift box.
TricycleLord: 1 eye behind the chin of the king at the left; it appears from time to time.
Lobof: 1 skull on the left ghost; 1 eye kidnapping a cow on the right side
Cyberdevil: 1 666 belt buckles; 1 eye under the big X
Lobof: 1 eye right corner; 1 goat bottom right.
Rafaelzhino: 2 eyes on the tree and on the red band right side near the border.
Luwano: 1 eye as one of the buttons; 1 skull on the top left side near the pin that holds the picture.
Lobsterblues: 1 666 hand gesture; 1 butterfly on the bag.
Havegum: 1 eye on top of the tree.
Whirlguy: 1 owl on the stand; 1 skull photo on the wall; 2 eyes on each A of navidad; 1 spread 666 one on the girls earring, the guys shirt, and the tree decorations.
Mavruda: 3 eyes 1 at each side of the columns and one on the necklaces of the mom; 1 666 on the girl's dress.
Gween123: 1 eye on the ipad.
Test-Object: 1 eye on the base Hanuka thingy with the candles; 1 skull in the crowd.
Subliminalvirus: 1 owl on the green gift; 1 eye on top of the tree; 1 checkered pattern on the floor near the foot of the girl.
Cairos: 1 butterfly on the woman's panties; 1 checkered pattern on her gift box.
Lintire: 1 eye on the elf's zipper; 1 666 hand gesture; 1 checkered patter; 1 toy owl.
JackDCurleo: inside the gifts there's 1 checkered pattern and 1 eye.
Sockembop: 1 eye on the carpet; 1 red skull on the decoration balls on the floor.
SkimaskKass: 1 eye on the black part of the card; 1 green skull on the lower part of the card.
Creepyboy: 2 eyes 1 at each side on the decoration, 1 666 on the snowman's scarf.
WooleyWorld: 4 eyes; 1 in the cat, 1 in the opening of the bag, and 1 under the M of Merry, and 1 between the bag and the H of Helper.
M-Abrantes: 1 butterfly on the left tree, 1 eye on the lower part of the right tree it blends with the color of the tree.
PsychoSheep : 1 eye on the base of the reindeer's left horn.

Now if only i could know what the bonus is...

Haha, I... have no counter for that... but better beware though, the series takes your Innocence away. :P

An extensive guide! :O Thanks for the collaboration man, turned out great!

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