Cyberdevil, Cyberdevil,
Does whatever a cyber can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Cyberdevil.
Courtesy of RC. :)
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A Cyberdevil Poem
Posted by Cyberdevil - November 26th, 2014
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Cyberdevil does not rhyme with cyber can.
This is the ultimate tragedy.
If only there had been a man enough! In that first line.
10/10
Woot
You want a piece of me?
You know you'll seize to be?
You can't breath the heat
Why not admit defeat!
You want a piece of me?
You know I'll break you to pieces easily?
Throw your bits to the west and to the east?
And when you're gone we'll have a great big feast!
You want a piece of me?
I uphold peace with ease
So do yourself the justice please
And seize to be
Heeeey some of my old poetry! :D From one of the Chimes collections... or... something else? Could it be you've actually been browsing those ancient archives? :O
"When the Jews return to Zion - And a comet fills the sky - The Holy Roman Empire rises - And you and I must die - From the eternal sea he rises - Creating armies on either shore - Turning man against his brother - Till man exists no more" ~TheShadling
Also watch this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAC-5BQnuXI
Woah, for real? Never knew the grandmaster of shady artwork wrote poetry too!
And that's one trippy video.
doom haiku I made up in like 2 mins
I broke into UAC Labs
Got my shotgun blastin' the demons abs
Molested the dead, got crabs
Hah, awesome. :D I gotta try one...
At the last toll of Demios bell,
I am stranded on the shores of hell,
Shells scattered around,
The ashes on ground,
Where only Death and demons dwell,
Aw man turned into a limerick..
Here is my poem(hope you like it)
Roses are red
violets are blue
I have a gun,
so do you :P
-oh and this one:
Im Choba from Bosnia
I got a buschwaka the rimes of Chewbacka
I beat your ass in yahtzee im a motherf##### nazi
no offence
lol, wish I did have such high-tech weaponry! Do have a neat collection of knives though, but no buschwaka... yet. Didn't even know that name! Here's some of that hardcore poetry flow though:
I'm Bob from Sweden
A leet emcee, mess with me I leave you bleedin'
That's just the way I be, so you better be ready
it's either do or die or get some confetti
Chop up the papers with a pair of machetes
And let it fly high in the night sky like a bucket full of white rice
And play Yahtzy as the time flies
Actually hit two Yahtzies in the same game this weekend, on the second throw each time... so don't be too sure about that victory. ;) No offense taken, but some might at that nazi reference...
I want more pictures of Cyberdevil ! Would also have accepted a poem of Cyberdevil and Imp boy but this one is good too. Merry belated thanksmas! http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdwdmgk1dw1r2to8go1_500.jpg
lmao, that dinner is DOOM'ed! :D Thank you yeahha, for that primal piece of entertainment; a Happy thanksukah to you too!
such a talentless hack! I would bet that this is plagiarized
Hmm, it'd indeed be difficult to know for sure, with so incredibly many Cyberdevilian tributes written through the ages! It would take lifetimes to read them all...
Dat Hat he he good one man :D
It's that time of the year! :)
well cant wait to see how this year's X-mas event will be btw im guessing your a fan of the doom series i played that thing when i was little along with the first game or second by blizzard The Lost Vikings xD
Yupp, going to be interesting! Some pretty neat collabs floating around too... if it's the NG Christmas you have in mind? Yeah, still love the game, but don't play it so much now. :) I've heard about those Legendary Lost Vikings!
This one is better:
Cyberdevil is red, Cyberdevil is blue
With that, Cyberdevil,
Cyberdevil, don't laugh at me
(Fun fact: a staggering 10 seconds was utilized to make this poem)
Interesting poetical structure, and such profound depth! Red as in the metaphorical Cyberdevil, the brutal; violent and video-game inspired one, and blue as in the real me, dissuaded by dark days, and mix them together and you get purple, which is a mystifying color, because nothing's black and white (or blue and red... in this case), and such is life: it's a mesh, and mysterious as purple, and only with both sides of the circle do you get the full picture. Am I onto something here? ;)
Roses are red
Violets are not blue mother f*cker!!
Cyberdevil is blue and yellow
I fear accidentally getting sodomized by a rake D:
lmao, first three lines are perfect! Not sure what that last one has to do with anything...
I was admiring my flower garden with my customized Americanized-Swedish flag (blue and yellow stripes, and instead of 50 stars there is 50 Cybedevil heads), and then this happened: http://habrastorage.org/getpro/habr/comment_images/93d/1ce/3d3/93d1ce3d386481e561e3b4033acf405d.gif
Looks like you need to take a b rake man! :O Maybe break a rake? Maybe make a cake? Stay awake as layers bake in shapes so great? Nice flag btw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvl7240TZTc
this song hip-hoperized?
Ooh, hadn't heard that one in ages! Chorus would be pretty catchy as a hook, and plenty of verses to build on that theme.
Na Dr. S3C that song is just R&B, a completely different genre, closer to pop than to hip-hop.
But you gotta be tough, you gotta be buff, you gotta be nicer! You gotta be rought, you gotta be much, you gotta be wiser! You're gonna be dust, you're gonna be rust, you're gonna be iced Earth! So better live while you caaaan, not just sit in a vaaaan and steal wifi, you gotta live a nice life. Yeah!
Will There Ever Be An Anime Film As Astoundingly Astute & Provocative As Akira
That Is A Question For The Ages! The Anime Industry Is Like A Ghost In The Shell Of Its Former Glory.
I'm not that good at writing poems
Dropped out, brain rot
cant even figure out how to rhyme
back to playing ocarina of time
Time seems to keep on going
My health rapidly declining
All the evil in the world, and I'm stoic
Yet it helps me further recline
rate x/5
3/5
Lines aren't all the same length,
The rhymes not all in structure.
But that's far from the main strength,
Of this poetic rupture.
You take the aches of past days!
And place them in this vast place!
These lyrical of landscapes!
And make the richer up stir.
Me, when rhymes and such blur,
I just make up and up words.
Vicarious E steals his Wifi from a garage not a Van!
GitS is more of a series of films rather than just one film...
Fun fact: I did start thinking of VicariousE as I wrote the line, but it was a completely general undirected reference with initial thoughts more along the lines of hackers who recently DDoSed my ISPs DNS servers via hijacking their clients routers (probably via unsecured wifi settings).
A series of films and a series!
I can't steal wifi from the garage next door, unless I drag a monitor with me... so the tinfoil will have to do. Oh man, nothing's more heartbreaking than to see poor Nietz run out of words, I thought I'd never see the day :O
Er, uh, anyway, came by to congratz you on yer work in the Illuminati collab. In the comments, I noted how certain NGers were not included in the sidebar credits thing....
Looks like you've been monitoring this post! :P
Thanks man! I spent way too long on that one drawing, but it turned out pretty good if I may so say with a senseless YAY. Yeah I noticed that too, asked TOAS what it'd take to get listed as co-author and apparently I've been added. :) Along with a bunch of others. No idea why everyone wasn't there from the start though... btw, have you maybe managed to find all the references? Still need to ogle through those drawings one more time with fresh eyes, yesterday some just didn't seem to exist.
Doomroar
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I don't even.
Cyberdevil
Not even the cyber/spider thing? :P