So, anyone feel like wasting at least half an hour answering unimportant questions about all between nonexistant heavenly haven and earthly hearths?

Probably not, but if you do, they'll be waiting.

001 - Pizza, cold or hot?
002 - What is your real name?
003 - How old are you? Really?
004 - How many eggs do turtles lay?
005 - Peanut butter and _____
006 - If zombies attack, where would you hide?
007 - How many steps would you estimate you have walked in your life so far?
008 - How many movies would you guess that you've seen in your life so far?
009 - Mario or Sonic?
010 - Why did the chicken cross the road?
011 - How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
012 - Do you know who I am?
013 - Why did Bedn steal your Candy?
014 - How many photo threads did Wade ever make?
015 - Who posted the first post at the new newgrounds BBS?
016 - What does BBS stand for?
017 - phpBB or punBB?
018 - Are you gay?
019 - PHP or HTML?
020 - When was the last time you ate a nice big juicy hamburger coated with leonard dressing?
021 - Please provide a random answer to this question.
022 - French Fries or Italian Fries?
023 - Italian Fries or Onion Rings?
024 - If the river is long, how wide is the river?
025 - Swords or guns?
026 - If aliens invaded the planet, what would you do?
027 - If there was no food left in the world but your best friend, would you eat him?
028 - How many 8 year olds could you beat in a fight?
029 - Is this madness? Or is this sparta?
030 - How many planes did you see in the sky today?
031 - When was the last time you visited the beach?
032 - Are you a jew?
033 - Who do you admire the most?
034 - If superman gave you his powers, what would you do?
035 - What are your opinions on the name Clark Kent?
036 - Would you prefer the power to never age and life forever unless wounded seriously or to be completely invincible for the rest of your regular life?
037 - Coca Cola or Pepsi?
038 - Which color was the original Coca Cola?
039 - How many glasses of water did you drink today?
040 - If the strength of light from a candle is equivelent to 1 lux, how much is the sun?
041 - Science or Math?
042 - Are you old?
043 - When is your birthday?
044 - Do you watch anime?
045 - How many decades do you plan on living?
046 - Did you think the world was going to be consumed by evil during the shift of millenium?
047 - How many T-Shirts do you own?
048 - Cats or Dogs?
049 - Did it rain yesterday?
050 - What is your favorite number?
051 - What is your favorite color?
052 - What is your favorite food?
053 - If you could dream whatever you wanted, what would you want it to be?
054 - Do you believe in the possibility of a future zombie manifestation?
055 - How high to you turn up the colume?
056 - Are you blind?
057 - Why don't you want to work as a flight attendant?
058 - Where do you see yourself in ten years?
059 - Do you use photoshop?
060 - Are you against Piracy?
061 - Do you know what the RIAA stands for?
062 - Can you speak Swedish?
066 - Svara ärligt på denna fråga?
064 - Puedes hablar espanol?
065 - Are you a wigger?
066 - Do you like Japanese culture?
057 - Are you black?
058 - Do you consider the n-word racist?
059 - Are you republican?
070 - Do you live in America? And if not, would you want to?
071 - Which is your dream country?
072 - When was the last time you went on vacation?
073 - Tell me a good joke please, there are way too few of those here.
074 - How many letters does my alias contain?
075 - If you could buy a plane ticket to Brazil and live there for the rest of your life selling hotdogs in a userfriendly environment, would you?
076 - What is your dream carreer?
077 - How many cool points do you have?
078 - What is your mothers maiden name?
079 - Would you ever want to change your name? If yes, to what?
080 - If you could pack one box ( 1 cubic meter ) with stuff for another life, what would be in it?
081 - Would you prefer losing all memories and starting a new life with a hundred million dollars, or paying a hundred dollars to keep living your current one?
082 - What is the worst pain you have ever experienced?
083 - Is Scarface the best movie in the world?
084 - Have you ever stepped on a cockaroach?
085 - Are you a virgin?
086 - Would you like to bathe in Spaghetti someday, for free?
087 - If you could eat as much as you wanted, how much could you eat?
088 - Is Wade going to answer this question?
089 - Where did the turtle go?
090 - What computer brand do you have?
091 - How many bathrooms do you have in your house?
092 - GTA 4 or SMB 3?
093 - N64 or Dreamcast?
094 - How many carbohydrates do you consume every day?
095 - Mario or Sonic?
096 - Clinton or Obama?
097 - Is George Bush a true asshole?
098 - Do you believe in god?
099 - What is the meaning to life?
100 - Why are you answering these questions?
101 - Does the universe ever end?
102 - Explain the concept of infinity.
103 - 1+2?
104 - How many roads must a man walk down?
105 - What did you eat for lunch today?
106 - What did you eat for breakfast today?
107 - What would you prefer, 40C with sun or 20C with rain?
108 - How many trees have you killed in your lifetime?
109 - Why did you throw the trash where you're not supposed to throw trash?
110 - How high are your moral values, on a scale from 1-10?
111 - Do you understand half of the questions I'm asking you?
112 - Do you understand more than 87% of the questions I'm asking you?
113 - How high is your IQ?
114 - How many braincells do you think you've lost so far, in your life?
115 - Do you do stuff that you regret?
116 - Why do you drink to get drunk?
117 - If snow was warm, would you be happy?
118 - Vanilla or Chocolate? Not a racist question, nono, just the flavors.
119 - Rock or rap?
120 - Hiphop or Reggeton?
121 - Trance or Techno?
122 - Dance or House?
123 - Flute or Banjo?
124 - Piano or Guitar?
125 - Trumpet or Sax?
126 - Too much bass or no bass at all?
127 - Which Red Hot Chili Peppers song is your favorite?
128 - Have you ever been to Starbucks?
129 - Do you enjoy riding the subway?
130 - Do you have a motorcycle license?
131 - Have you ever jumped from a bridge at least 3 meters high above the ground/water?
132 - Can you do a backflip?
133 - Can you do a barrel roll?
134 - Do you practice martial arts, and if so, which ones?
135 - How many GB do you currently use?
136 - How many GBs do you estimate you've thrown away?
137 - Did you know that you can now store data on a plain piece of paper?
138 - If I told you that you were going to die tommorrow, how would you react?
139 - What to you think of all the Simon dead threads?
140 - Punk or Grunge?
141 - Did Curt Kobain kill himself?
142 - Hollywood or Bollywood?
143 - Can you party like a rockstar?
144 - How many bowls of rice can you swallow in a row?
145 - Do you know what Kokken means? If so, what?
146 - Do you smoke pot?
147 - Have you killed anyone?
148 - If you had the chance to legaly kill someone, would you take it?
149 - How far can you spit a watermelon seed?
150 - How fast does light travel?
151 - How do you want to die?
152 - How long would you like to live, if you could chose a number of years between 1 - 100?
153 - If god appeared in front of you, how would you react?
154 - Have you read the Bible?
155 - Have you read the Quaran?
156 - How much do you know about Satanism?
157 - When did you last sacrifice a goat for increased potency?
158 - Soccer or Baseball?
159 - Table tennis or bedminton?
160 - Hockey or pinball?
161 - How much do you weigh?
162 - How tall are you?
163 - What shoe size do you have?
164 - Do you like chewing gum?
165 - Do you care about what you eat?
166 - Do you care about how you dress?
167 - What three things do you care about most in life?
168 - Have you ever been bored?
169 - Have you ever honestly had nothing to do? Or have you just been lazy?
170 - How much did you sleep yesterday?
171 - On average, how much do you sleep every night
172 - Would you be willing to sacrifice yourself to save a loved one?
173 - Have you ever considered commiting suicide?
174 - Are you married?
175 - Do you plan on getting married?
176 - Did you ever break a toe?
177 - How would you feel if you broke your back and became paralyzed for the rest of your life?
178 - Are you a good person?
179 - Which is your favorite aura?
180 - Will you ever reach lvl60 here on newgrounds?
181 - Who is your favorite mod?
182 - How many friends tdo you have here?
183 - Do you come here to just waste time, or to achieve something else?
184 - How many papers have you printed on your printer?
185 - What brand burnable CDs do you buy?
186 - Blueray or something else?
187 - Have you ever been to space?
188 - Would you prefer visiting Mercury or Mars?
189 - If you saved the world one day, how would you feel?
190 - Describe yourself with ten keywords.
191 - Do you have a website?
192 - If you have a website, what's the URL?
193 - Why did you create a website/why do you want to create a website?
194 - Do you have siblings?
195 - Do you have parents?
196 - Do you love your mom?
197 - Did you forget to give her something on Mothers Day?
198 - What did you get last Christmas?
199 - Did you fool anyone on the first of April?
200 - What is your ultimate goal in life?
201 - Why did the rabbit cross the road?
202 - Have you ever seen an owl?
203 - What did you dream last night?
204 - When was the last time you lit a candle?
205 - Do you like playing with fire?
206 - Did you ever accidentally burn your house down?
207 - If a house nearby was burning, how would you use this opportunity?
208 - What was the best prank you ever played?
209 - Where did you study?
210 - Do you currently go to school?
211 - What do you plan on doing when your finally done with first grade?
212 - Did you get burned when you played with matches?
213 - How many pieces of toilet paper do you use for your average crap?
214 - Do you like vodka?
215 - How many bottles of vodka have did you drink after one another without passing out?
216 - Beer or frogs?
217 - How do you like these questions so far?
218 - How many hours TV did you watch last night?
219 - How much time to you spend with your family ever week?
220 - How many questions do you plan to answer before you give up?
221 - Do you perfer pens or pencils?
222 - Is the world going to explode tommorrow?
223 - When is the world going to explode?
224 - What would you do if the world exploded tommorrow?
225 - How many minutes does it take before ice cream to melt?
226 - How many dog breeds do you know the names of?
227 - Have you ever watched animal/human porn?
228 - Why did you signup here at newgrounds?
229 - When did you signup here at newgrounds?
230 - Do you regret signing up here at newgrounds?
231 - What is the best thing about this great community called newgrounds?
232 - Do you know who Bob is?
233 - What is Tom Fulps best trait according to you?
234 - How many times has Zerok banned you?
235 - Would you like to become a mod?
236 - How many people do you think have visited your profile since you signed up?
237 - How many times do you think people have visited your profile since you signed up?
238 - Would you give a man a blowjob for a hundred dollars?
239 - Would you give a man a blowjob for a thousand dollars?
240 - Would you give a man a blowjob for tenthousand dollars?
241 - How many dollars would it take for you to give a man a blowjob?
242 - What are your opinions on furry porn?
243 - Have you ever dressed up as Naruto?
244 - One Piece or Neone Genesis Evangelion?
245 - Whish movie was the best in the Godfather trilogy? And please don't tell me you never watched it.
246 - How many TV shows have you made your way through completely, from start to finish?
247 - What was the last videogame you played?
248 - Nintendo or Sega?
249 - Microsoft or OpenSource?
250 - Apple or Mac?
251 - Nintendo DS or Grape Juice?
252 - Why is red whine healither than white?
253 - Do you know UB40?
254 - Madness or Poninjas?
255 - How many flashes do you watch each day, average?
256 - What does IRL stand for?
257 - How great is life, on a scale from 1 to 10?
258 - How many of these questions do you actually plan on answering?
259 - What good have you accomplished in life so far?
260 - Do you know anyone that's died from cancer?
261 - Do you know anyone you'd be prepared to give vital organs to for them to survive?
262 - Which is your favorite videogame?
263 - Whish if your favorite band?
264 - Which is your favorite track in the audio portal?
265 - Rice or potatoes?
266 - Do you have any important traditions to follow?
267 - When did you last stay awake for 24 hours straight?
268 - When did you last stay awake for 48 hours straight?
269 - Do you know what the world record of not sleeping is? If not, guess. If yes, type.
270 - Do you believe in fate?
271 - Have you found the true love of your life?
272 - Where did you steal that car?
273 - Favorite brand of cookies?
274 - Have you ever built your own computer? Do you plan on doing so?
275 - Favorite song, which one is yours?
276 - Who is the best actor?
277 - Do you believe in right or wrong?
278 - Do you have a consiounce?
279 - How do you justify your evil deeds?
280 - Do you follow the flow? Or form your own?
281 - Are you emo?
282 - Are you stupid?
283 - What do you think I think you are?
284 - Which group of mammels do you belong in?
285 - Favorite animal?
286 - Is Kinrkels awesome or what?
287 - How many blogposts do you think you'll be posting before 2009?
288 - Do you have any obligations for next year?
289 - I scream for icecream.
290 - Do you break your vows often?
291 - Do you like writing? Reading? Fighting?
292 - How do you feel right now?
293 - Have you ever had insomnia?
294 - How many movies have you watched in a row as most?
295 - What is the most important thing in your life right now?
296 - Which event do you remember most?
297 - If you had 80 newgrounds stickers, how the hell would you use them all?
298 - What are you going to do after you finish these questions?
299 - Who are you to judge me?
300 - Does this round number remind you of anything in particular?
301 - Do you like nuclear power?
302 - Apples or Pears?
303 - How much cash do you have on your paypal account?
304 - When was the last time you spend some time outside in the fresh air?
305 - Does it rain swerlysmelling waste where you live?
306 - Why did you stab me?!
307 - How many socks do you own?
308 - How many complete pairs of socks do you own?
309 - How many online communities are you a member of?
310 - How many years have you spent online? Total time, online.
311 - What did you do last summer?
312 - If the roof on your house suddenly dissapeared, what would be your reaction?
313 - A begger asks you for spare change, what do you do?
314 - Are there any good causes you would be willing to donate to?
315 - How many words, on average, to you write every day?
316 - Do you consider yourself to have any artistic skill?
317 - Where do the limits of your creativity start?
318 - Did you ever win first place in a rate?
319 - When was the last time you crapped your pants?
320 - Do you like rollercoaster rides?
321 - Popcorn or fallafell?
322 - Have you ever eaten Monkey brains?
323 - Would you ever like to eat Monkey brains?
324 - Are you a social person?
325 - Do you have insomnia?
326 - At most, how long have you ever stared straight into the sun?
327 - Why would you not want to become an astronaut?
328 - Does the man on the moon exist?
329 - Do you like cheese?
330 - Did you ever beat the secret levels on Doom?
331 - What does Phobos mean?
332 - What would you rather become, an imp or a gnome?
333 - Pitchforks or scythes?
334 - Pikachu or Poliwag?
335 - If you could chose the material all new roads were built in, what would that be?
336 - Do you have any revolutionary inventions in your head?
337 - Do you use uTorrent?
338 - Have you ever been stupid enough to Download Kazaa and all the adware it contains?
339 - When was the last time you defragged your HD?
340 - What is the situation?
341 - What is so fragile that it's broken when you say its name?
342 - A 3 year old girl and a 100 year old man have had exactly the same amount of birthdays. How many?
343 - A man was walking in the jungle with only one bullet in his gun. Still he managed to shoot both a puma and a cougar. How?
344 - How many letters are in the alphabet?
345 - How many numbers are there?
346 - What does PB stand for?
347 - If a man tells you: everything I say is a lie. Is he lying or telling the truth?
348 - Which American state is surrounded by the most water?
349 - How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
350 - What do you think this question means?
351 - Would you like fries with that?
352 - Do you like fast food?
353 - Do you like slow food?
354 - Have you ever eaten snails?
355 - I once climbed a tree, did you?
356 - Where do you go from there?
357 - What makes you happy?
358 - What makes you sad?
359 - What makes you angry?
360 - What makes you mad?
361 - Watermelon or Guava?
362 - Pineapple or Coconut?
363 - Carrots or Spinnach?
364 - Do you like Pie?
365 - Is this list of seeminlgy random statements really that random?
366 - What is the best parody you've ever seen?
367 - Which is the best zombie movie you've seen?
368 - If you could reccomend one thing to the world, what would it be?
369 - How tired are you right now, on a scale from 1 to 10?
370 - Is red bull healthy?
371 - Have you ever tried eating liquid nitrogen?
372 - When was the last time you blew something up?
373 - Do you you have a secret vault hidden behind that painting over there?
374 - What is the Mona Lisa worth?
375 - What was Leonardo da Vincis middle name?
376 - What was Jesus last name?
377 - What are the next three letters in this sequence: o t t f f s s ?
378 - Is four half of five?
379 - A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
380 - What do the following have in common: Superman, Moses & The Cabbage Patch Kids?
381 - I am the ruler of shovels, I have a double, I am as thin as a knife and I have a wife. What am I?
382 - What do the following have in common: Dogs, Diamonds & Double Plays?
383 - Would you rather walk on water or breath under water?
384 - Grey or Black?
385 - Orange or Red?
386 - Green or Blue?
387 - A man was born in 1955. He is still alive and well today at age 33. How is this possible?
388 - The word CANDY can be spelled using just 2 letters. How?
389 - When was the last time you answered a long list of questions like this?
390 - Have you ever been skimboarding?
391 - Have you ever been windsurfing?
392 - Snow or Sand?
393 - Are you happy to be alive?
394 - Boat or train?
395 - What is the fastest form of public transportation?
396 - Do you recycle?
397 - GBA or PSP?
398 - Do you have a fantasy? If so, what is it?
399 - Would you like a fivesome sometime?
400 - Want to play Monopoly?
401 - The door is open, do you close it?
402 - I need a glass of water, can you get one for me?
403 - What does Pete say to Dave?
404 - Which car brand would you prefer?
405 - Which clothes brand do you usually wear?
406 - If the newgrounds clothes were sold for half the price, would you buy?
407 - Do you like nuts?
408 - Pets? How many?
409 - Would you rather live a poor and happy life or a rich and misserable one?
410 - What pisses you off the most?
411 - When do you piss the most?
412 - How do you output your emotion?
413 - Do you like to rant?
414 - Do you like to ramble about random nonsense?
415 - Do you have big plans?
416 - What is your opinion on shemales?
417 - What brand regular paper do you buy?
418 - Chalk or Ink?
419 - Wet or Dry?
420 - Fat or Skinny?
421 - Hard or Soft?
422 - Big or Small?
423 - Round or Square?
424 - Personal or Public?
425 - Free or Paid?
426 - What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
427 - What are the tax changes for this year?
428 - Are there any laws you don't like?
429 - Are you against the death penalty?
430 - Do you read comics? If so, which ones?
431 - Do you prefer low energy lights or oldskool ones?
432 - Would you like to be a DJ?
433 - Do you like art?
434 - Who is your favorite author?
435 - Name the bloodiest movie ever made?
436 - Have you ever watched Black & White films?
437 - Have you ever watched movies without sound?
438 - Do you know which movie was the first one ever made?
439 - About how many copies of the Bible have ever been made?
440 - How many languages has Lord of the Rings been translated to?
441 - Why wouldn't you want to be a Bank Accountant?
442 - If Chicago was still as Chaotic as it was in the 1930s, would you be on the good or bad side?
443 - Which dialects do you dislike most?
444 - How fast can you type on a typewriter without typos?
445 - How many balloons filled with air would it take to lift you?
446 - How many balloons filled with helium would it take to blow you away?
447 - How fast can you run as fastest?
448 - Would you like being a part of the police?
449 - Brutality or Wittyness?
450 - Comedy or Action?
451 - Sticks or Stones?
452 - Ninjas or Pirates?
453 - Vikings or Gods?
454 - Which bedtime story did you use to hear most as child?
455 - How many friends have you lost?
456 - How many people close to you have died the past five years?
457 - What are your main three goals in life?
458 - If you could ask me a question, what would it be?
459 - Are you as curious as I am?
460 - Do you know why the moon sometimes looks yellow when it rises?
461 - When is the best time to stare at the sun without damaging your eyes too much?
462 - If clones were legal, would you like one to be made of you?
463 - Are you against genetical manipulation?
464 - Have you read any blogs here at newgrounds more than once?
465 - Do you stalk your own threads?
466 - Do you swallow your spit?
467 - Do you swallow or spit?
468 - Are you clever and witty?
469 - Out of Marvels existing superheroes, which one would you most likely like to be?
470 - Would you prefer the ability to fly or the ability to see through objects?
471 - How do you like Wallmart?
472 - Have you ever been possessed by evil spirits?
473 - Do you take the long way around?
474 - Do you follow your instinct?
475 - Would you like to leav todays IT society and go back to living in the wild?
476 - What do you do to help the world?
477 - Hybrid or Diesel?
478 - Water or Wind?
479 - Sun or Groun?
480 - Which is the worst source of current contamination?
481 - Have you ever eaten something deadly and survived?
482 - Which is your closest to near-death experience?
483 - Are you a brave person?
484 - Have you been honest on all questions so far?
485 - Do you think answering these is a tedious task?
486 - What are your three favorite words?
487 - What are your three most commonly used words?
488 - Bird or Fox?
489 - Do you like riddles
490 - What word can be written forward, backward and upside down and still easily read?
491 - What cheese is made backwards?
492 - There is a dead man hanging from the ceiling in an empty room, a puddle of water three feet below him. How did he die?
493 - What word means burning wood when you take away the words first letter?
494 - Feed me and I live, give me drink and I die. What am I?
495 - How can I place a bag on a floor so that noone can jump over it?
496 - I went into the garden and got it, when I came into my house I cried because of it?
497 - How do you get low-fat milk?
498 - A man walks into a bar, what does he say?
499 - Complete the sequence : 1,3,4,7,11
500 - Which mmorpg do you prefer?
501 - Why did Evork cross the road?
502 - How many characters do you think these questions contain?
503 - What do I have in my pocket?
504 - Where do you hide your cash?
505 - If you were given the opportunity to join the Russian mob, would you?
506 - Is there anything you would be willing to die to achieve?
507 - Apart from Mount Everest, which is the highest mountain in the world?
508 - Where is the lowest location in the world not below water?
509 - How high can you go?
510 - How low can you go?
511 - Are you scared of flying?
512 - What are the odds of you surviving if you get struck by lightning?
513 - Would you be willing to break your back for a million dollars, literally?
514 - Who am I?
515 - 50/39 + 48 - 32x84 - 47 x 89 x 32 - 14 x 2 + 119 = ?
516 - How many movies with Jackie Chan have you seen?
517 - Is Bruce Lee the best martial artist ever?
518 - Give a deadly legendary kung fu move a groovy name?
519 - What do you prefer, subs or dubs?
520 - Do you like politics?
521 - Singstar or Rockstar?
522 - Why do you like music?
523 - Do you like poetry?
524 - Do you write poetry?
525 - How many languages can you speak?
526 - Which languages can you speak?
527 - How did you know this question was here?
528 - If you add all round numbers so far, what do you get?
529 - Why didn't you finish your homework?
530 - If the cops stop you, do you have a mutilated and obviously dead body in your trunk?
531 - If you have a ship, what would you say if it sunk?
532 - Have you ever been punk'd?
533 - Have you ever been Rick'rolled?
534 - Jazz or Soul?
535 - Blues or Country?
536 - Western or Asian?
537 - What does Kamikaze mean?
538 - Who was the 7th president of USA?
539 - How many Swedish kings have there been?
540 - Which was the first console ever released?
541 - Which year did Doom come out?
542 - Where does the "All your Base" fad come from?
543 - Why is the world flat?
544 - Who won the battle, good or evil?
545 - Who should have won, Bush or Algore?
546 - Do you like movies where the bad guys win?
547 - How do you define bad guys?
548 - Cats or Bobcats?
549 - Majonese or Ketchup?
550 - Cinammon Buns or Croisants (however that is spelled)?
551 - When did you last visit the library?
552 - Do you know R.L. Stine?
553 - Is my name an abreviation? Of what?
554 - Do you believe in bigfoot?
555 - What is humanities biggest abomination?
556 - Do you like long walks on sunny warm days?
557 - Where do dead people go?
558 - If the law didn't exist, would you change your life?
559 - Why don't you want to be become a bank robber?
560 - Is it unethical to dig up graves?
561 - Are you Christian?
562 - Do you believe in souls? Define soul.
563 - What message would you like to pass on to the next generations?
564 - Fire or Smoke?
565 - Fog or Rain?
566 - Roads or Rivers?
567 - Would you like to go to Venice?
568 - How much would you be willing to pay for a swimming pool filled with vanilla icecream?
569 - What are your opinions on cannibalism?
570 - What is your metabolistic rate, in general?
571 - Are you getting tired yet?
572 - If you tried but failed, how would you take the loss?
573 - Are you obsessed with winning?
574 - How statfixated are you?
575 - Would you post a thousand posts for a ten dollars?
576 - Would you post a thousand posts for a hundred dollars?
577 - Which currency do you prefer?
578 - In which country do they sell the cheapest cheese?
579 - What radio channel do you listen to most?
580 - Which search engine do you use most?
581 - Which three websites do you visit most?
582 - Do you believe in Vampires?
583 - Would you like to visit Transilvania sometime?
584 - Silluettes or Illusions?
585 - How many wetdreams have you had?
586 - If you created a script, would you make it opensource?
587 - Microsoft or Free Candy?
588 - Will Josh answer this question?
589 - Will anyone ever have the guts to complete all the questions written here?
590 - Why is he still standing?
591 - Marmalade or Cottage Cheese?
592 - Fish or Chicken?
593 - How fast can you speak?
594 - Are you wise?
595 - When?
596 - Where?
597 - Who?
598 - What?
599 - Why?
600 - What is the worst movie you've ever seen?
601 - Why do you think I first skipped 300 questions and then added them later?
602 - If I hadn't skipped 300 questions first, would you still not have managed to answer them all?
603 - How many knifes do you own?
604 - What did you do yesterday that you know you shouldn't have done?
605 - How much do you get done in an average day?
606 - Are you an efficiant person?
607 - How many songs do you know all the lyrics for?
608 - Do you have a photographical memory?
609 - Are your hands getting tired yet?
610 - Would you like to go skydiving? Have you been skydiving? How was it?
611 - Why is there so much bullshit in the forums nowadays?
612 - I know what you did last Sunday, why did you do it man?! Why!!
613 - If you could chose between a short and eventful life, or a long and boring one, which would you chose?
614 - Would you rather be tall and skinny or short and muscular?
615 - Do you believe in small yellow gnomes hiding in your garden?
616 - Is Santa Clause real?
617 - What did BlueHippo say to the RedOstrich?
618 - Do you love me?
619 - Do you respect me?
620 - Do you ponder over my seemingly inconsistent actions every second of the day that flies by?
621 - Will you marry me?
622 - How much ink have you washed away in the sink? Answer in liters, plz.
623 - Are you color blind?
624 - Does this really matter?
625 - Do you collect stamps? Stickers? Plastic figures?
626 - Did you ever buy something and then sell it once more for profit?
627 - How crappy is your singing skill? On a scale from 1 to 10, five being the best score, six being the worst.
628 - How witty are you?
629 - Tell me something I don't know yet.
630 - How much money did you waste last year on things you didn't need?
631 - Why don't you get a job?
632 - If you were asked to take over newgrounds and help it prosper during it's future years, how would you star improving it?
633 - What feature on newgrounds would you like to see implemented most?
634 - Do you believe in dragons?
635 - Do you beleive in life on other planets?
636 - Is the cake a lie?
637 - DBZ or PX9?
638 - How do you define right and wrong?
639 - Don't you just love cucumbers and the funky name this speicif breed of vegetables was given?
640 - Have you ever passed out?
641 - Have you been to the Opera?
642 - Can you surf?
643 - How far can you run at 7km/h?
644 - How many pringles would you like to eat?
645 - What is your bank account number? What is your credit card number? What is your pincode?
646 - What is your newgrounds account password?
647 - Do you believe in an afterlife?
648 - Friedly explain your political views.
649 - Are you satisfied with your life?
650 - Are you fat?
651 - Do you consider yourself above average?
652 - If you had to chose between losing one of the following senses: smell, touch, hearing or sight, which one would it be?
653 - If you had to stay away from this site for 27 days, how would you feel?
654 - How long do you think it took me to write down all these questions?
655 - How does it feel now that you're finaly reaching the end?
656 - Do you feel like you've achieved something great by answering all of these?
657 - How many characters to you think you've typed in so far?
658 - How fast can you type?
659 - Do you have a keylogger script installed on your computer?
660 - Do you use a popup blocker?
661 - Which anti-virus do you prefer?
662 - How many lolipops can you fit in your mouth at the same time? The large round ones.
663 - Dark or Light chocolate?
664 - Banana or Orange?
665 - Rate these questions, from 3 to 65.
666 - Why do you think I chose to end on this specific round number?

Thank you for your cooperation?